I don't get enough attention

My momma doesn't pay enough attention to me at the office. I whine and she tells me to lay down. I don't like it and I let her know the other day. She was doing some boring work and i wanted to play with her. She told me to be quiet and stop whining. Doesn't she know I whine to make her pay attention to me? Even if she gets mad, she is still paying attention to me right? Anyway, I decided to really get her attention. I put my foot in my water dish and flipped it over all over the floor in her office. It was so much fun!! She got the funny look on her face and said, "Bgusy! What did you do?". I wagged my little nub at her and I know I saw her smile a little bit! I looked real innocent at her like it was an accident, but I don't think she bought it. She said I was a lucky dog and I could be at home in the crate all day like most dogs. She said I was spoiled too. Momma was talking crazy! It was just a little water. Sheesh Momma, if you would have played with me right away none of this would have happened. Momma said it's time to go back to NILF for me. Whatever that means and she started reading this article http://k9deb.com/nilif.htm. Silly Momma has it in her head that she should be the one deciding when we play. Oh well, if it makes her happy I will go along with it because she is a good Momma and always takes care of me. After I spilled the water Momma took some pictures of me and told me to lay downa nd be a good boy. So, I did but I wasn't happy about it.

Momma played with me later, but first I had to give her a sit and a down. Silly Momma! I would have done that in the first place if she just would have played! Momma is going to take me to play in the snow on a little while and I can't wait!! We have lots of fresh snow and I get to run around in it! Should be fun! Talk to you all later!!